








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 412 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1741 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,184 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1823 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1253 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1217 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 891 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $828,377 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bob Benzodiazepine | 75% | 20 |
| #2 | Reimo Räim Laks | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | ossi toidukaubad | 56% | 16 |
| #4 | Tuu-Tiki | 54% | 35 |
| #5 | Pauk Sepp | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Pauk Sepp | 53% | 32 |
| #6 | Siim Von Diisel | 50% | 12 |
| #7 | murtonxdd | 45% | 22 |
| #8 | Sick Steven... | 41% | 22 |
| #9 | Ott Otsustaja | 30% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sick Steven... | 10 | 0.0216 |
| #2 | Tuu-Tiki | 8 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | Pauk Sepp | 7 | 0.0109 |
| #4 | Ott Otsustaja | 5 | 0.0106 |
| #5 | Siim Von Diisel | 5 | 0.0207 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tuu-Tiki | 106 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | murtonxdd | 75 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | Sick Steven... | 71 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Pauk Sepp | 49 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ott Otsustaja | 40 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bob Benzodiazepine | +5.46 | 95 | 38 |
| #2 | Pauk Sepp | +2.44 | 71 | 40 |
| #3 | Sick Steven... | +1.76 | 56 | 56 |
| #4 | Tuu-Tiki | +0.36 | 81 | 50 |
| #5 | Tauri Tongis | +0.22 | 73 | 48 |





