








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1732 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 574 matches | ||
| Premier | 296 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10490 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,176 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11403 | 30% |
| Smokes | 9553 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 10998 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 6222 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,003,937 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 390 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Sevtsik | 53% | 273 |
| #9 | rain | 50% | 54 |
| #10 | aljoaljo | 50% | 141 |
| #11 | HooXi | 45% | 83 |
| #12 | KarjusKarjamaal | 44% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HaPpY | 808 | 0.12 | 21 min |
| #2 | AnHyzer | 558 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | Sevtsik | 313 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| #4 | KarjusKarjamaal | 310 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | HooXi | 309 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | klots | +3.62 | 76 | 68 |
| #2 | Sevtsik | +2.32 | 71 | 67 |
| #3 | AnHyzer | +1.50 | 55 | 61 |
| #4 | Pläta | +0.87 | 65 | 63 |
| #5 | Remka | +0.82 | 56 | 67 |





