








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 28 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1073 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,656 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 673 | 18% |
| Smokes | 804 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 732 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1447 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $258,507 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeetermane | 41% | 56 |
| #2 | Frajklin | 41% | 54 |
| #3 | ppallovermeilikepp | 38% | 72 |
| #4 | Giorno | 24% | 34 |
| #5 | lexleoz | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeetermane | 41% | 56 |
| #2 | Frajklin | 41% | 54 |
| #3 | ppallovermeilikepp | 38% | 72 |
| #4 | Giorno | 24% | 34 |
| #5 | lexleoz | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ppallovermeilikepp | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Jeetermane | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Frajklin | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Giorno | 4 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ppallovermeilikepp | 197 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | Jeetermane | 133 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Giorno | 42 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Frajklin | 34 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | lexleoz | 21 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeetermane | +5.44 | 62 | 67 |
| #2 | beautifulsphynx | +2.48 | 49 | 57 |
| #3 | Frajklin | -2.33 | 46 | 16 |
| #4 | ppallovermeilikepp | -3.86 | 16 | 33 |
| #5 | Giorno | -4.17 | 6 | 28 |





