








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 205 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 186 matches | ||
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3303 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,288 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1613 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1186 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2154 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2335 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $725,624 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | proxy™ | 58% | 180 |
| #2 | Hiraata | 52% | 84 |
| #3 | ConTROLLER Gang | 45% | 235 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | proxy™ | 58% | 180 |
| #2 | Hiraata | 52% | 84 |
| #3 | ConTROLLER Gang | 45% | 235 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | proxy™ | 26 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | ConTROLLER Gang | 25 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Hiraata | 13 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | proxy™ | 404 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | Hiraata | 187 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | ConTROLLER Gang | 112 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | proxy™ | +1.56 | 63 | 43 |
| #2 | Lucky Luke | +0.94 | 84 | 44 |
| #3 | ConTROLLER Gang | -1.26 | 86 | 36 |
| #4 | Hiraata | -3.47 | 36 | 37 |





