








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 190 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 222 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3561 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,870 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 525 | 8% |
| Smokes | 1369 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2548 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 2428 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $400,865 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 218 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VOLOD™Enjoyer-بوٹی@JAMMAL. | 67% | 61 |
| #2 | DECENT | 63% | 144 |
| #3 | ArroN30K | 62% | 97 |
| #4 | CX | 62% | 115 |
| #5 | FALCON | 61% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | DECENT | 63% | 144 |
| #3 | ArroN30K | 62% | 97 |
| #4 | CX | 62% | 115 |
| #5 | FALCON | 61% | 38 |
| #6 | izzi | 53% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CX | 19 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | ArroN30K | 12 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | izzi | 11 | 0.0120 |
| #4 | DECENT | 10 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | FALCON | 6 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CX | 583 | 0.27 | 14 min |
| #2 | ArroN30K | 183 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | izzi | 137 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | FALCON | 79 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | VOLOD™Enjoyer-بوٹی@JAMMAL. | 62 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VOLOD™Enjoyer-بوٹی@JAMMAL. | +2.92 | 41 | 62 |
| #2 | ArroN30K | +2.70 | 67 | 68 |
| #3 | softy._.XD™ | +2.41 | 78 | 25 |
| #4 | izzi | +0.81 | 32 | 43 |
| #5 | FALCON | +0.00 | 34 | 43 |





