








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 489 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5411 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,677 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4272 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5298 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3903 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3204 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,060,856 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 827 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | softy._.XD™ | 62% | 97 |
| #2 | BIG MAN | 59% | 32 |
| #3 | DECENT | 55% | 233 |
| #4 | Blaze | 54% | 112 |
| #5 | izzi | 54% | 162 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIG MAN | +4.41 | 69 | 42 |
| #2 | VOLOD™Enjoyer-بوٹی@JAMMAL. | +2.54 | 40 | 51 |
| #3 | ArroN30K | +2.39 | 62 | 58 |
| #4 | softy._.XD™ | +2.01 | 55 | 18 |
| #5 | izzi | +0.90 | 34 | 35 |





