








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1855 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,786 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1619 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1341 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1312 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1514 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $398,525 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 668 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daedric13 | 51% | 53 |
| #2 | crash out of the bud | 43% | 23 |
| #3 | Luckysh♿t | 43% | 60 |
| #4 | Sebbby | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daedric13 | 51% | 53 |
| #2 | crash out of the bud | 43% | 23 |
| #3 | Luckysh♿t | 43% | 60 |
| #4 | Sebbby | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daedric13 | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Luckysh♿t | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | crash out of the bud | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sebbby | 196 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #2 | Daedric13 | 189 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | Luckysh♿t | 163 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | crash out of the bud | 30 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S0mple | +2.55 | 71 | 65 |
| #2 | Luckysh♿t | +0.43 | 64 | 66 |
| #3 | crash out of the bud | +0.21 | 68 | 50 |
| #4 | Daedric13 | +0.01 | 83 | 67 |
| #5 | Sebbby | -1.28 | 77 | 75 |





