








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 676 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Esplay | 37 matches | 1,646 | |
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1940 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,559 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 837 | 24% |
| Smokes | 803 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1138 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 781 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,000,054 of utility $281 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1356 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mb | 9 | 0.0136 |
| 8 | 0.0120 | ||
| #3 | vktr | 7 | 0.0071 |
| 6 | 0.0082 | ||
| 5 | 0.0225 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 198 | 0.30 | 4 min | ||
| #2 | vktr | 157 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | gruskorn | 123 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | nuyye | 121 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| 99 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lucke | +3.49 | 81 | 66 |
| #2 | gruskorn | +3.24 | 62 | 55 |
| #3 | Jansson | +2.91 | 38 | 30 |
| #4 | nuyye | +1.63 | 52 | 50 |
| +1.46 | 78 | 65 |





