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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 153 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 97 matches | ||
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3436 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,239 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2329 | 44% |
| Smokes | 1219 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1231 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 460 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $817,814 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 562 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlazeOne ]@$|3[ | 70% | 43 |
| #2 | yellowawesomeness | 55% | 33 |
| #3 | Anubis | 54% | 183 |
| #4 | ev0lve | 52% | 131 |
| #5 | Cipher | 51% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Anubis | 54% | 183 |
| #4 | ev0lve | 52% | 131 |
| #5 | Cipher | 51% | 101 |
| #6 | MilSpec762 | 49% | 47 |
| #7 | Phrost | 40% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cipher | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | ev0lve | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Anubis | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Phrost | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | yellowawesomeness | 3 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ev0lve | 213 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | Anubis | 136 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | Cipher | 92 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Phrost | 34 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | yellowawesomeness | 26 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlazeOne ]@$|3[ | +4.39 | 50 | 37 |
| #2 | Anubis | +0.71 | 13 | 43 |
| #3 | yellowawesomeness | +0.07 | 32 | 20 |
| #4 | mark | -0.29 | 26 | 34 |
| #5 | ev0lve | -1.05 | 29 | 58 |





