








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 576 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6592 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,130 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3936 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2941 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3580 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3673 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,988,785 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 467 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Läderlappen | 39 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | KieranBKBK | 25 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Danny Thavitos | 13 | 0.0165 |
| #4 | Itsjustime | 10 | 0.0114 |
| #5 | Goatman123456 | 9 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Läderlappen | 822 | 0.09 | 24 min |
| #2 | KieranBKBK | 395 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #3 | Rajesh Rengatramanajananum | 247 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | Danny Thavitos | 172 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | William Wonka | 166 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Läderlappen | +4.90 | 75 | 56 |
| #2 | Danny Thavitos | +2.79 | 80 | 53 |
| #3 | Agent 9029 | +1.04 | 59 | 49 |
| #4 | Rajesh Rengatramanajananum | -0.23 | 68 | 57 |
| #5 | yes | -0.94 | 63 | 25 |





