








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1364 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 188 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2692 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,451 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1047 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1368 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1618 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1418 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,159,470 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 515 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big Slime | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | MikuEZzzzz | 59% | 112 |
| #3 | aliskersantti | 54% | 69 |
| #4 | Anttero69 | 52% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big Slime | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | MikuEZzzzz | 59% | 112 |
| #3 | aliskersantti | 54% | 69 |
| #4 | Anttero69 | 52% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anttero69 | 32 | 0.0296 |
| #2 | Big Slime | 9 | 0.0167 |
| #3 | MikuEZzzzz | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | aliskersantti | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anttero69 | 253 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #2 | aliskersantti | 190 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | Big Slime | 125 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #4 | MikuEZzzzz | 74 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MikuEZzzzz | +1.72 | 34 | 28 |
| #2 | k1mble | +1.38 | 45 | 38 |
| #3 | Big Slime | +1.33 | 66 | 56 |
| #4 | Anttero69 | +0.65 | 25 | 52 |
| #5 | aliskersantti | -4.06 | 13 | 44 |





