








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 390 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




104 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1449 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,335 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1991 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1413 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1838 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1093 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $279,672 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1096 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MikuEZzzzz | 54% | 13 |
| #2 | BOMBARDILO CROCODILO | 52% | 79 |
| #3 | k1mble | 52% | 54 |
| #4 | aliskersantti | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | finnish s1mple999 | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | BOMBARDILO CROCODILO | 52% | 79 |
| #3 | k1mble | 52% | 54 |
| #4 | aliskersantti | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | finnish s1mple999 | 37% | 19 |
| #6 | KennyS the GOAT | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOMBARDILO CROCODILO | 47 | 0.0313 |
| #2 | k1mble | 16 | 0.0147 |
| #3 | finnish s1mple999 | 3 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | KennyS the GOAT | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOMBARDILO CROCODILO | 205 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | k1mble | 68 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | finnish s1mple999 | 52 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | aliskersantti | 14 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | KennyS the GOAT | 10 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOMBARDILO CROCODILO | +4.64 | 72 | 53 |
| #2 | MikuEZzzzz | +3.17 | 21 | 36 |
| #3 | k1mble | -0.23 | 42 | 33 |
| #4 | Anttero69 | -0.58 | 27 | 51 |
| #5 | finnish s1mple999 | -1.13 | 80 | 45 |





