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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 160 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
302 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,369 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 152 | 11% |
| Smokes | 473 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 418 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 326 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $46,889 of utility $34 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | СРУ_СОРАКСЕМЬ | 40% | 10 |
| #2 | chhifironi | 29% | 42 |
| #3 | yokyface | 14% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | СРУ_СОРАКСЕМЬ | 40% | 10 |
| #2 | chhifironi | 29% | 42 |
| #3 | yokyface | 14% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chhifironi | 18 | 0.0234 |
| #2 | yokyface | 10 | 0.0403 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yokyface | 83 | 0.33 | 1 min |
| #2 | chhifironi | 36 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | СРУ_СОРАКСЕМЬ | 10 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chhifironi | +0.23 | 25 | 40 |
| #2 | yokyface | -1.56 | 37 | 28 |
| #3 | BaNd1T | -5.69 | 3 | 24 |
| #4 | СРУ_СОРАКСЕМЬ | -6.74 | 1 | 49 |





