








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 230 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 285 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2127 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,958 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1270 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2787 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3088 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1813 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $684,359 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deerhunter | 44% | 66 |
| #2 | Koso | 43% | 136 |
| #3 | T1kru | 38% | 45 |
| #4 | t1no | 35% | 23 |
| #5 | Roope Rektaa | 35% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Koso | 43% | 136 |
| #3 | T1kru | 38% | 45 |
| #4 | t1no | 35% | 23 |
| #5 | Roope Rektaa | 35% | 46 |
| #6 | TOSI TUMMA漢 Tumma Paahto | 33% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koso | 32 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | Roope Rektaa | 16 | 0.0164 |
| #3 | TOSI TUMMA漢 Tumma Paahto | 13 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | Deerhunter | 8 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | T1kru | 7 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koso | 543 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | TOSI TUMMA漢 Tumma Paahto | 128 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Deerhunter | 128 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | T1kru | 121 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | Roope Rektaa | 37 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T1kru | +3.98 | 76 | 61 |
| #2 | Koso | +2.31 | 46 | 59 |
| #3 | t1no | +1.00 | 62 | 47 |
| #4 | Roope Rektaa | +0.92 | 60 | 49 |
| #5 | Deerhunter | +0.11 | 43 | 55 |





