








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 187 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 566 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5656 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,481 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4758 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5117 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4877 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3729 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,341,724 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 665 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Put in | 52% | 319 |
| #2 | T1kru | 50% | 216 |
| #3 | Bässö | 48% | 234 |
| #4 | t1no | 46% | 48 |
| #5 | Koso | 44% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Bässö | 48% | 234 |
| #4 | t1no | 46% | 48 |
| #5 | Koso | 44% | 86 |
| #6 | Tumma Lover漢 Ramsutransu | 44% | 66 |
| #7 | TOSI TUMMA漢 Tumma Paahto | 43% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Put in | 41 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | T1kru | 26 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Koso | 21 | 0.0115 |
| #4 | TOSI TUMMA漢 Tumma Paahto | 9 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Bässö | 7 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T1kru | 687 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #2 | Put in | 655 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #3 | Bässö | 467 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | Koso | 300 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | TOSI TUMMA漢 Tumma Paahto | 120 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T1kru | +2.41 | 72 | 62 |
| #2 | Put in | +2.14 | 64 | 57 |
| #3 | Koso | +0.19 | 52 | 53 |
| #4 | t1no | -0.42 | 71 | 47 |
| #5 | Deerhunter | -0.65 | 41 | 56 |





