








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 179 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 158 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2037 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,509 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2065 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2137 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1566 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1741 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $716,011 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 147 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Makłini | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | dzukkaj | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Monczall | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | RCM ;) | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ales | 374 | 0.26 | 12 min |
| #2 | RCM ;) | 237 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | Makłini | 184 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Monczall | 122 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Shintowsky ツ | 97 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | emma mackey | +3.12 | 84 | 75 |
| #2 | Makłini | +3.04 | 75 | 54 |
| #3 | RCM ;) | +2.38 | 80 | 69 |
| #4 | Monczall | +1.74 | 68 | 66 |
| #5 | Shintowsky ツ | +0.93 | 72 | 51 |





