








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 230 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1892 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,921 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3549 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2955 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3081 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2336 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $362,935 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Typowy AdaΕ | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | Ales | 64% | 67 |
| #3 | ---Cola--- | 63% | 30 |
| #4 | Woozey | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | Monczall | 53% | 228 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Woozey | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | Monczall | 53% | 228 |
| #6 | emma mackey | 52% | 85 |
| #7 | π
·π
Ύππ
°π j3rRy | 47% | 95 |
| #8 | azis | 34% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Monczall | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | π
·π
Ύππ
°π j3rRy | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Monczall | 346 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #2 | Ales | 311 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #3 | emma mackey | 254 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | ---Cola--- | 79 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | π
·π
Ύππ
°π j3rRy | 65 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Monczall | +3.32 | 70 | 64 |
| #2 | emma mackey | +2.23 | 82 | 71 |
| #3 | Ales | +1.54 | 63 | 79 |
| #4 | ---Cola--- | -0.73 | 76 | 65 |
| #5 | Woozey | -1.31 | 69 | 38 |





