








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1025 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 355 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5066 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,900 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5676 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4245 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 6655 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 4324 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,671,201 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Odhinn1230 | 48% | 96 |
| #7 | pwehdoh | 48% | 134 |
| #8 | ćᴉɹpoW-ɐʞn˥ | 48% | 103 |
| #9 | Mathaeus | 47% | 49 |
| #10 | ANANAS_C8 GER | 45% | 190 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANANAS_C8 GER | 56 | 0.0152 |
| #2 | Jesuss | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | p0RNSTAR ZAE | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Pepehga | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | pwehdoh | 6 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jesuss | 818 | 0.17 | 23 min |
| #2 | Pepehga | 629 | 0.24 | 18 min |
| #3 | ćᴉɹpoW-ɐʞn˥ | 404 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #4 | pwehdoh | 325 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | p0RNSTAR ZAE | 307 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pwehdoh | +2.52 | 83 | 64 |
| #2 | ćᴉɹpoW-ɐʞn˥ | +1.48 | 73 | 67 |
| #3 | Pepehga | +1.41 | 66 | 70 |
| #4 | mateirif G0D of eGYPT | +1.39 | 82 | 61 |
| #5 | Jesuss | +0.33 | 58 | 68 |





