








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 176 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 254 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2860 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,956 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3928 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4148 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3031 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2849 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $709,216 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p0RNSTAR ZAE | 54% | 48 |
| #2 | Odhinn1230 | 53% | 156 |
| #3 | pwehdoh | 51% | 174 |
| #4 | mateirif G0D of eGYPT | 50% | 125 |
| #5 | ćᴉɹpoW-ɐʞn˥ | 48% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pwehdoh | 487 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | mateirif G0D of eGYPT | 311 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | ćᴉɹpoW-ɐʞn˥ | 167 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | Mathaeus | 121 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Jesuss | 120 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pwehdoh | +2.11 | 80 | 62 |
| #2 | Pepehga | +1.73 | 70 | 66 |
| #3 | ćᴉɹpoW-ɐʞn˥ | +1.62 | 73 | 65 |
| #4 | Jesuss | +0.09 | 67 | 69 |
| #5 | mateirif G0D of eGYPT | +0.04 | 77 | 60 |





