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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
961 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,592 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 606 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1471 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 973 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1542 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $457,645 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pinkb0yy | 53% | 70 |
| #2 | Demiter | 51% | 122 |
| #3 | fraim | 48% | 149 |
| #4 | Shkronkle | 46% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pinkb0yy | 53% | 70 |
| #2 | Demiter | 51% | 122 |
| #3 | fraim | 48% | 149 |
| #4 | Shkronkle | 46% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shkronkle | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Demiter | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | pinkb0yy | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | fraim | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shkronkle | 514 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | Demiter | 292 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | pinkb0yy | 71 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | fraim | 70 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Demiter | +4.49 | 70 | 64 |
| #2 | fraim | +4.01 | 71 | 35 |
| #3 | Shkronkle | -0.87 | 48 | 65 |
| #4 | pinkb0yy | -3.83 | 44 | 28 |
| #5 | TheKingPin123789 | -4.56 | 51 | 45 |





