








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 96 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 127 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2419 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,624 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 277 | 8% |
| Smokes | 1070 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 724 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1553 | 43% |
Our logs show you have wasted $751,075 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pinkb0yy | 55% | 94 |
| #2 | Demiter | 55% | 130 |
| #3 | Shkronkle | 52% | 117 |
| #4 | TheKingPin123789 | 48% | 149 |
| #5 | pink :) | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pinkb0yy | 55% | 94 |
| #2 | Demiter | 55% | 130 |
| #3 | Shkronkle | 52% | 117 |
| #4 | TheKingPin123789 | 48% | 149 |
| #5 | pink :) | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Demiter | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | pinkb0yy | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Shkronkle | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | TheKingPin123789 | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shkronkle | 386 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | Demiter | 299 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | TheKingPin123789 | 196 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | pinkb0yy | 66 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | pink :) | 22 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fraim | +3.82 | 71 | 32 |
| #2 | Demiter | +3.47 | 68 | 62 |
| #3 | Shkronkle | -1.35 | 45 | 61 |
| #4 | pinkb0yy | -4.09 | 48 | 26 |
| #5 | TheKingPin123789 | -4.81 | 53 | 43 |





