








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
990 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,158 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 749 | 35% |
| Smokes | 640 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 545 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 224 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $272,900 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stíhač Potter | 14 | 0.0165 |
| #2 | Pišta Hufnágel | 6 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | BEJK | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Adyx 21 | 5 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | Starosta | #CASEHUG | 4 | 0.0225 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swyxzy | 186 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | Stíhač Potter | 139 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | Pišta Hufnágel | 122 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | BEJK | 94 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Adyx 21 | 39 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Starosta | #CASEHUG | +5.84 | 68 | 38 |
| #2 | Stíhač Potter | +3.18 | 74 | 53 |
| #3 | Adyx 21 | +2.14 | 44 | 49 |
| #4 | swyxzy | +1.42 | 70 | 70 |
| #5 | Tibinou (Dovidenia) | +1.17 | 68 | 59 |





