








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 147 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




176 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
977 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,584 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 628 | 24% |
| Smokes | 991 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 515 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 450 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $268,058 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 509 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | davidR | 35% | 52 |
| #2 | John Burgerson | 30% | 200 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | davidR | 35% | 52 |
| #2 | John Burgerson | 30% | 200 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | John Burgerson | 122 | 0.0356 |
| #2 | davidR | 9 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | John Burgerson | 783 | 0.23 | 16 min |
| #2 | davidR | 97 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | John Burgerson | +2.73 | 82 | 53 |
| #2 | davidR | +0.14 | 21 | 16 |
| #3 | Katega | -3.92 | 24 | 24 |





