








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 461 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5160 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,977 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3513 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3200 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4274 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3990 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,836,286 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 759 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Пряная курица | 53% | 385 |
| #2 | Turb0 | 52% | 421 |
| #3 | konsnylten | 47% | 227 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Пряная курица | 53% | 385 |
| #2 | Turb0 | 52% | 421 |
| #3 | konsnylten | 47% | 227 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Пряная курица | 35 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Turb0 | 32 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | konsnylten | 7 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Пряная курица | 605 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #2 | konsnylten | 311 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #3 | Turb0 | 301 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neivster | +3.02 | 74 | 48 |
| #2 | Пряная курица | +2.00 | 71 | 50 |
| #3 | Turb0 | -0.90 | 53 | 33 |
| #4 | konsnylten | -4.63 | 20 | 33 |





