








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1470 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1172 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 151 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




181 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10856 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,895 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15510 | 38% |
| Smokes | 10213 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7252 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 7920 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,724,596 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13335 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gambuht | 51% | 96 |
| #2 | Bellwood | 46% | 150 |
| #3 | CrowBarmanMk | 43% | 176 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gambuht | 51% | 96 |
| #2 | Bellwood | 46% | 150 |
| #3 | CrowBarmanMk | 43% | 176 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrowBarmanMk | 78 | 0.0216 |
| #2 | Bellwood | 10 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | gambuht | 7 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gambuht | 588 | 0.28 | 13 min |
| #2 | CrowBarmanMk | 546 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #3 | Bellwood | 410 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gambuht | +2.17 | 28 | 60 |
| #2 | Bellwood | +1.98 | 42 | 60 |
| #3 | CrowBarmanMk | +0.98 | 36 | 48 |
| #4 | | Havo537 | -0.68 | 41 | 51 |





