








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1453 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 652 matches | ||
| Faceit | 159 matches | ||
| Wingman | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




95 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13788 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,339 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3251 | 13% |
| Smokes | 8046 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 8098 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 4944 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,183,248 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 918 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scrommyboy | 56% | 84 |
| #2 | Mace Hindu | 56% | 399 |
| #3 | Draco | 48% | 64 |
| #4 | ✪ MaD | 48% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scrommyboy | 56% | 84 |
| #2 | Mace Hindu | 56% | 399 |
| #3 | Draco | 48% | 64 |
| #4 | ✪ MaD | 48% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mace Hindu | 34 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Draco | 10 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | Scrommyboy | 8 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | ✪ MaD | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mace Hindu | 906 | 0.11 | 24 min |
| #2 | ✪ MaD | 166 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Draco | 152 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Scrommyboy | 49 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leetify Ser | +3.12 | 80 | 46 |
| #2 | Mace Hindu | +0.76 | 70 | 56 |
| #3 | ✪ MaD | -1.20 | 48 | 57 |
| #4 | Scrommyboy | -4.84 | 16 | 24 |
| #5 | Draco | -4.96 | 34 | 41 |





