








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 126 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 191 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4566 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,385 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2368 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2358 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3401 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2258 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $946,237 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kingen560 | 53% | 295 |
| #2 | Drug Abuser | 49% | 150 |
| #3 | ✂ Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | 47% | 153 |
| #4 | Fat & Notorious | 46% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kingen560 | 53% | 295 |
| #2 | Drug Abuser | 49% | 150 |
| #3 | ✂ Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | 47% | 153 |
| #4 | Fat & Notorious | 46% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kingen560 | 61 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | ✂ Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | 25 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | Drug Abuser | 23 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | Fat & Notorious | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✂ Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | 397 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | Kingen560 | 367 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | Drug Abuser | 173 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | Fat & Notorious | 147 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | osama bin rizzler | +2.33 | 87 | 50 |
| #2 | Kingen560 | +0.83 | 55 | 46 |
| #3 | Fat & Notorious | -0.37 | 81 | 66 |
| #4 | Drug Abuser | -1.02 | 54 | 36 |
| #5 | ✂ Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | -2.68 | 33 | 52 |





