








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 860 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2963 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,276 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2826 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2477 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1051 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1922 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $923,795 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | BIN LADEN | 50% | 72 |
| #5 | Kingen560 | 48% | 44 |
| #6 | osama bin rizzler | 46% | 63 |
| #7 | Drug Abuser | 42% | 98 |
| #8 | ✂ Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | 39% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N0rdicPlays_ | +5.60 | 86 | 50 |
| #2 | BIN LADEN | +2.75 | 84 | 52 |
| #3 | osama bin rizzler | +2.52 | 86 | 50 |
| #4 | Kingen560 | +1.71 | 58 | 51 |
| #5 | Fat & Notorious | +0.41 | 80 | 60 |





