








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 129 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1288 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,606 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1224 | 27% |
| Smokes | 412 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 1687 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1283 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $527,976 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Crimson- | 58% | 12 |
| #10 | MissNyta | 56% | 9 |
| #11 | Conseq #RawInput | 52% | 25 |
| #12 | t3x | 52% | 27 |
| #13 | KENNY-S | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Conseq #RawInput | 7 | 0.0156 |
| #2 | t3x | 6 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | ♕🎯 JHON | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Kepler | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | MaqanaKuq | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kepler | 393 | 0.28 | 9 min |
| #2 | FLICK | 300 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #3 | ♕🎯 JHON | 212 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #4 | MaqanaKuq | 81 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | t3x | 68 | 0.12 | 1 min |





