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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2984 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,022 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3799 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4281 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2924 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2018 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $875,504 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 683 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dibe | 72% | 57 |
| #2 | ᠌ fil | 60% | 98 |
| #3 | ErroriaNN. [B] | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | Kuromicin | 55% | 49 |
| #5 | Naruto | 53% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naruto | 16 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | ᠌ fil | 9 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | voi | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | dibe | 6 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | Kuromicin | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dibe | +6.88 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | voi | +3.59 | 61 | 57 |
| #3 | Kuromicin | +2.85 | 45 | 57 |
| #4 | Naruto | +2.76 | 73 | 65 |
| #5 | ErroriaNN. [B] | +2.25 | 64 | 65 |





