








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3485 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 552 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 274 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 239 matches | ||
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




143 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
21944 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,810 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13166 | 28% |
| Smokes | 11719 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 10311 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 11614 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $8,975,845 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1396 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Burdjoni | 54% | 108 |
| #2 | Sroldo | 53% | 279 |
| #3 | Kuromicin | 53% | 126 |
| #4 | brksna | 53% | 219 |
| #5 | LOMLJIVO | 52% | 235 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | voi | +4.44 | 64 | 58 |
| #2 | Naruto | +2.86 | 73 | 61 |
| #3 | Kuromicin | +1.51 | 44 | 57 |
| #4 | brksna | +1.49 | 73 | 67 |
| #5 | Sroldo | +1.11 | 38 | 66 |





