








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 528 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1671 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,487 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2860 | 44% |
| Smokes | 1438 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 832 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1357 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $808,646 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1022 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schulz | 61% | 36 |
| #2 | Schulz | 58% | 33 |
| #3 | ⛟ bunger | 52% | 46 |
| #4 | hendrik_ok | 48% | 25 |
| #5 | Danske | 46% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schulz | 12 | 0.0175 |
| #2 | Schulz | 10 | 0.0132 |
| #3 | Danske | 8 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | Lauenborg06 | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | ⛟ bunger | 5 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lauenborg06 | 205 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Danske | 140 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | ⛟ bunger | 104 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Schulz | 66 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Schulz | 47 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lauenborg06 | +2.09 | 43 | 46 |
| #2 | Daniel Yung | +1.75 | 81 | 29 |
| #3 | Luiz | +1.16 | 47 | 65 |
| #4 | Schulz | +1.06 | 62 | 48 |
| #5 | ⛟ bunger | +0.53 | 56 | 49 |





