








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1172 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 585 matches | ||
| Wingman | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




108 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6413 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,494 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6306 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6522 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5099 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3567 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,539,058 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 488 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jorma014 | 50% | 312 |
| #2 | Pitkäjärven Jouni | 49% | 492 |
| #3 | garva | 45% | 249 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jorma014 | 50% | 312 |
| #2 | Pitkäjärven Jouni | 49% | 492 |
| #3 | garva | 45% | 249 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pitkäjärven Jouni | 86 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | garva | 53 | 0.0112 |
| #3 | jorma014 | 19 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pitkäjärven Jouni | 678 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #2 | garva | 443 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | jorma014 | 265 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AamininTappaja | +2.87 | 56 | 53 |
| #2 | garva | +0.31 | 25 | 36 |
| #3 | jorma014 | -1.66 | 27 | 40 |
| #4 | Pitkäjärven Jouni | -2.66 | 26 | 40 |





