








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 357 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 439 matches | ||
| Wingman | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




102 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3577 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,680 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2561 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3731 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4124 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2264 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,080,012 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 370 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AamininTappaja | 49% | 492 |
| #2 | garva | 47% | 158 |
| #3 | taneli | 45% | 33 |
| #4 | jorma014 | 45% | 154 |
| #5 | Da sauli | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AamininTappaja | 1159 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| #2 | garva | 294 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | jorma014 | 146 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | taneli | 95 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Da sauli | 73 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taneli | +4.37 | 71 | 61 |
| #2 | AamininTappaja | +3.03 | 54 | 53 |
| #3 | garva | +0.56 | 25 | 35 |
| #4 | Da sauli | +0.19 | 43 | 58 |
| #5 | jorma014 | -1.75 | 24 | 41 |





