








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 274 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2717 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,749 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2288 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3231 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3000 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2230 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $688,022 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 301 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Кирби my ass | 52% | 29 |
| #2 | L0nda🌺 | 47% | 139 |
| #3 | Mino 미노 | 41% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Кирби my ass | 52% | 29 |
| #2 | L0nda🌺 | 47% | 139 |
| #3 | Mino 미노 | 41% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L0nda🌺 | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Mino 미노 | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Кирби my ass | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L0nda🌺 | 161 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | Mino 미노 | 45 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Кирби my ass | 36 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Кирби my ass | +0.70 | 75 | 53 |
| #2 | Pingu | +0.36 | 68 | 62 |
| #3 | L0nda🌺 | -0.28 | 67 | 52 |
| #4 | Mino 미노 | -0.78 | 59 | 43 |





