








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 837 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 391 matches | ||
| Faceit | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 97 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8339 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,300 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6666 | 19% |
| Smokes | 8847 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 11492 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 8295 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,784,945 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | zeN | 49% | 337 |
| #9 | proTo1410#ClashGG | 49% | 414 |
| #10 | CizeroX | 47% | 313 |
| #11 | ChuChuras | 47% | 304 |
| #12 | RalligerRalf69 | 45% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | No$* | 17 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | ChuChuras | 13 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | proTo1410#ClashGG | 12 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | CizeroX | 12 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | zeN | 8 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zeN | 1028 | 0.14 | 24 min |
| #2 | No$* | 1016 | 0.10 | 29 min |
| #3 | pekahjR | 770 | 0.17 | 23 min |
| #4 | proTo1410#ClashGG | 573 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #5 | -)-)Zeus(-(- | 332 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -)-)Zeus(-(- | +3.34 | 73 | 69 |
| #2 | pekahjR | +1.68 | 81 | 72 |
| #3 | No$* | +1.66 | 81 | 73 |
| #4 | niro | +1.37 | 70 | 66 |
| #5 | Johnny | +0.93 | 84 | 65 |





