








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 668 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 329 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3771 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,329 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3380 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4218 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3119 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3612 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,412,499 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 192 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | wipseN:D | 54% | 79 |
| #8 | kanki | 53% | 30 |
| #9 | Schlachti_der_Blonde | 50% | 30 |
| #10 | shift11 | 50% | 74 |
| #11 | FataL | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tottii | 693 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #2 | shift11 | 478 | 0.30 | 12 min |
| #3 | wipseN:D | 315 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #4 | twitch.tv/t0bs69 | 131 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Schlachti_der_Blonde | 131 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wipseN:D | +3.41 | 72 | 84 |
| #2 | FataL | +1.21 | 81 | 65 |
| #3 | Tottii | +1.11 | 79 | 81 |
| #4 | kanki | +0.54 | 69 | 77 |
| #5 | Grizi | +0.31 | 62 | 50 |





