








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1520 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5491 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,849 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5169 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2539 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4363 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2778 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,649,466 of utility $247 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 712 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guuffy | 66% | 56 |
| #2 | E R C É K Á ⚡ | 65% | 40 |
| #3 | Brent | 65% | 57 |
| #4 | Busák József | 61% | 332 |
| #5 | Szandi | 60% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Busák József | 39 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | Guuffy | 20 | 0.0182 |
| #3 | Szandi | 12 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | Frontage | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Brent | 9 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Busák József | 864 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #2 | Ak3mys☺ | 259 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | E R C É K Á ⚡ | 144 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #4 | Frontage | 134 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Guuffy | 93 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | E R C É K Á ⚡ | +8.59 | 89 | 66 |
| #2 | Guuffy | +2.71 | 61 | 43 |
| #3 | BePe | +2.31 | 68 | 61 |
| #4 | Brent | +1.79 | 76 | 33 |
| #5 | Busák József | +0.87 | 58 | 51 |





