








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 753 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 133 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2955 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,192 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 751 | 10% |
| Smokes | 1263 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3111 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 2067 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,186,751 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 264 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guuffy | 42 | 0.0151 |
| #2 | Busák József | 31 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | Frontage | 13 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | BePe | 9 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | Szandi | 5 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Busák József | 461 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | BePe | 172 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | Guuffy | 159 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Ak3mys☺ | 109 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Frontage | 86 | 0.04 | 2 min |





