








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1956 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1124 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 150 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8231 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,423 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4565 | 16% |
| Smokes | 9345 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 7413 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7100 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,663,378 of utility $266 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 265 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Đopłзr Δ | 57% | 100 |
| #2 | Servietsky | 52% | 109 |
| #3 | Cédric | 52% | 247 |
| #4 | OMAR M'A TUER ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 51% | 552 |
| #5 | Randi | 51% | 298 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Cédric | 52% | 247 |
| #4 | OMAR M'A TUER ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 51% | 552 |
| #5 | Randi | 51% | 298 |
| #6 | L10n3L | 48% | 276 |
| #7 | Baalow ® | 43% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baalow ® | 42 | 0.0256 |
| #2 | L10n3L | 25 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Cédric | 19 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | OMAR M'A TUER ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 18 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Randi | 7 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OMAR M'A TUER ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 1302 | 0.11 | 33 min |
| #2 | L10n3L | 499 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #3 | Randi | 494 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #4 | Đopłзr Δ | 279 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | Cédric | 226 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Đopłзr Δ | +4.63 | 74 | 64 |
| #2 | Randi | +0.83 | 74 | 70 |
| #3 | Baalow ® | +0.08 | 59 | 37 |
| #4 | CLVN | -0.03 | 40 | 51 |
| #5 | OMAR M'A TUER ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | -0.46 | 64 | 65 |





