








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 121 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 657 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5038 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,089 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2295 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2937 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4931 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 2926 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,630,912 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 130 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | purity | 57% | 83 |
| #2 | xDr Green Mania | 55% | 64 |
| #3 | OMAR M'A TUER ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 53% | 77 |
| #4 | CLVN | 52% | 247 |
| #5 | L10n3L | 51% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | OMAR M'A TUER ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 53% | 77 |
| #4 | CLVN | 52% | 247 |
| #5 | L10n3L | 51% | 77 |
| #6 | MazdaPeek NeozZ | 50% | 38 |
| #7 | TriskillPeek - Stephane Nedelec | 49% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CLVN | 19 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | TriskillPeek - Stephane Nedelec | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | purity | 9 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | L10n3L | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | OMAR M'A TUER ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CLVN | 247 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #2 | TriskillPeek - Stephane Nedelec | 203 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | L10n3L | 149 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | OMAR M'A TUER ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 141 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | MazdaPeek NeozZ | 43 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MazdaPeek NeozZ | +5.80 | 82 | 47 |
| #2 | TriskillPeek - Stephane Nedelec | +4.24 | 83 | 49 |
| #3 | purity | +4.14 | 83 | 20 |
| #4 | OMAR M'A TUER ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | +1.41 | 60 | 62 |
| #5 | xDr Green Mania | +1.19 | 75 | 13 |





