








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 736 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 441 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 183 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 76 matches | ||
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5894 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 54,251 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 22598 | 42% |
| Smokes | 14531 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5716 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 11406 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,214,470 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 777 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GY4L3X | +5.38 | 87 | 17 |
| #2 | DaiNakai | +3.75 | 61 | 75 |
| #3 | ZZMDSG | +3.60 | 65 | 63 |
| #4 | RinRi | +2.68 | 59 | 58 |
| #5 | Raincoat | +2.35 | 88 | 50 |





