








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 671 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2410 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,232 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1730 | 54% |
| Smokes | 651 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 491 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 360 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $77,782 of utility $16 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 198 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Yezman | 43% | 84 |
| #4 | GEORGE FLOYD CREEPYPASTA | 41% | 190 |
| #5 | fallknight | 40% | 161 |
| #6 | xntentacion pilsudski | 39% | 163 |
| #7 | Mery | 33% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xntentacion pilsudski | 31 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | fallknight | 22 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | GEORGE FLOYD CREEPYPASTA | 16 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Yezman | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Mery | 6 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yezman | +5.58 | 93 | 52 |
| #2 | skibiciusienko | +4.74 | 87 | 58 |
| #3 | GEORGE FLOYD CREEPYPASTA | +0.89 | 61 | 63 |
| #4 | balls'le ball g4skins | -0.25 | 53 | 27 |
| #5 | fallknight | -1.35 | 56 | 50 |





