








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1522 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 587 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8136 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,708 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6798 | 25% |
| Smokes | 8363 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 6836 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4711 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,306,377 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 174 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | s1mpleton | 48% | 143 |
| #9 | Tkmoney | 46% | 222 |
| #10 | ziggy | 46% | 90 |
| #11 | muslimBoi3299 | 44% | 54 |
| #12 | Mazzi | 41% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zeeerup | 33 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | b0nKfap | 17 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | wenomechainsama | 14 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Tkmoney | 13 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Mazzi | 8 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zeeerup | 975 | 0.15 | 22 min |
| #2 | b0nKfap | 915 | 0.12 | 25 min |
| #3 | Munch ツ | 386 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | Tkmoney | 350 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | ziggy | 333 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Munch ツ | +3.76 | 80 | 61 |
| #2 | Big Z | +3.58 | 54 | 49 |
| #3 | Zeeerup | +2.89 | 59 | 50 |
| #4 | b0nKfap | +2.50 | 75 | 59 |
| #5 | ziggy | +1.86 | 56 | 62 |





