








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,852 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1418 | 37% |
| Smokes | 983 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 564 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 887 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $176,741 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -AlexT- | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | El Ciclónnn | 79% | 14 |
| #3 | N1ken | 68% | 22 |
| #4 | gringaS | 59% | 37 |
| #5 | N1kn | 59% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gringaS | 6 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Gato Qliaoo | 2 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | N1kn | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | N1ken | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | OsoGoloso | 1 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Ciclónnn | 87 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| #2 | gringaS | 81 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Gato Qliaoo | 61 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | N1ken | 56 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | -AlexT- | 46 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1ken | +4.25 | 59 | 58 |
| #2 | -AlexT- | +4.23 | 63 | 65 |
| #3 | Gato Qliaoo | +3.68 | 63 | 56 |
| #4 | OsoGoloso | +3.61 | 49 | 52 |
| #5 | gringaS | -0.30 | 26 | 54 |





