








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1147 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,118 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1925 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1222 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1512 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1459 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $242,545 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1kn | 75% | 24 |
| #2 | Esbaiterman | 68% | 22 |
| #3 | Rab4n | 58% | 26 |
| #4 | El Ciclónnn | 57% | 89 |
| #5 | gringaS | 55% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | El Ciclónnn | 57% | 89 |
| #5 | gringaS | 55% | 106 |
| #6 | OsoGoloso | 55% | 22 |
| #7 | -AlexT- | 53% | 38 |
| #8 | Gato Qliaoo | 52% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gringaS | 12 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | El Ciclónnn | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Gato Qliaoo | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Esbaiterman | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | -AlexT- | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Ciclónnn | 458 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #2 | gringaS | 217 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | Rab4n | 134 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #4 | -AlexT- | 131 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | Gato Qliaoo | 120 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OsoGoloso | +5.52 | 72 | 58 |
| #2 | -AlexT- | +3.66 | 44 | 69 |
| #3 | Rab4n | +2.68 | 89 | 62 |
| #4 | Esbaiterman | +2.43 | 68 | 57 |
| #5 | N1ken | +0.64 | 50 | 62 |





