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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 190 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1003 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,100 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 870 | 41% |
| Smokes | 333 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 543 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 354 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $608,130 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 221 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mymmeli | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | vessa | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | Ellux12 | 47% | 144 |
| #4 | ReiskaPappa | 41% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mymmeli | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | vessa | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | Ellux12 | 47% | 144 |
| #4 | ReiskaPappa | 41% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ellux12 | 12 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | ReiskaPappa | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | vessa | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ellux12 | 209 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | ReiskaPappa | 208 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | vessa | 39 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Mymmeli | 24 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReiskaPappa | +3.32 | 82 | 70 |
| #2 | Mymmeli | +3.19 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | vessa | +1.80 | 74 | 62 |
| #4 | Ellux12 | -0.22 | 42 | 50 |
| #5 | :D BenQ | -2.00 | 28 | 37 |





