








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 420 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4226 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,746 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4174 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3732 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2824 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2016 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,060,348 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 673 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sam | 21 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | TommySalami69 | 18 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | calasada | 16 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | instagram fart twerker | 16 | 0.0157 |
| #5 | breads | 7 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sam | 664 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #2 | rover7 | 433 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | calasada | 316 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | TommySalami69 | 279 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | evan | 244 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | breads | +3.69 | 73 | 48 |
| #2 | calasada | +2.08 | 79 | 59 |
| #3 | rover7 | +0.74 | 61 | 73 |
| #4 | sam | +0.38 | 48 | 56 |
| #5 | CHACHI | -0.48 | 49 | 58 |





