








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 573 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4503 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,855 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2112 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2620 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1225 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1898 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,097,446 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 566 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHACHI | 38 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | TommySalami69 | 17 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | sam | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | calasada | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | rover7 | 7 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rover7 | 515 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #2 | sam | 403 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | CHACHI | 372 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | TommySalami69 | 256 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | calasada | 220 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | breads | +4.53 | 73 | 48 |
| #2 | calasada | +1.63 | 80 | 57 |
| #3 | rover7 | +0.41 | 61 | 71 |
| #4 | sam | +0.34 | 48 | 56 |
| #5 | CHACHI | -0.25 | 51 | 58 |





