








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 430 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 273 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2469 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,729 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2890 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1934 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1877 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2028 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $904,014 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vytenis | 55% | 103 |
| #2 | Sp1neris | 55% | 33 |
| #3 | ❤_D3CAY_❤ | 47% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vytenis | 55% | 103 |
| #2 | Sp1neris | 55% | 33 |
| #3 | ❤_D3CAY_❤ | 47% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤_D3CAY_❤ | 7 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | vytenis | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Sp1neris | 4 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vytenis | 217 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Sp1neris | 50 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | ❤_D3CAY_❤ | 21 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vytenis | +2.26 | 70 | 40 |
| #2 | Sp1neris | +1.95 | 51 | 34 |
| #3 | ❤_Samurai_❤ | -0.18 | 55 | 54 |
| #4 | ❤_D3CAY_❤ | -2.48 | 21 | 29 |





